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Evilest Alarm Clocks in the World

July 23, 2014


Evilest Alarm Clocks in the World

Let's face it, getting out of bed in the mornings can be traumatic experience especially in winter. Most times you are crawling out of a super warm and comfortable bed only to be attacked by the cold and kids toys littered throughout the passage. The alarm clock can be your friend here by allowing you to put off the day by a few minutes as you hit that all comforting 'snooze' button.

At least it should be, but these alarm clocks are slightly different. Gone is the simple snooze button and in its place is a range of fiendish tasks that need to be completed before you can silence the alarm. In short, these alarm clocks have been designed by warm-bed-sleep-hating monsters.

1. Wake Up Work Out Alarm Clock

Wake Up Work Out Alarm Clock

While this might look like an innocent weight, this alarm clock will not turn itself off unless you do 30 reps. If you want to get in shape and hate mornings even more, you can get it here.

2. Dreams Money-Saving BanClock

Dreams Money-Saving BanClock

What is an extra few minutes of sleep worth to you? With this money eating monster you can find out as it will only shut up if you pay it. Find out how much you are willing to spend on sleep here.

3. Puzzle Alarm

Puzzle Alarm

Remember that shape sorter that you had as a kid? It is back with a vengeance in the form of this alarm clock that will not turn off until you have put all the puzzle pieces in their correct places. This might seem simple enough, but bleary eyed and caffeine-free you might not think the same in the morning. If you really want you can get it here.

4. Gun o'Clock

Gun o'Clock

Do you ever have the feeling that you want to shoot something early in the morning? This alarm clock gun range will only turn off if you are able to shoot the target. Until one day when you get really angry and actually shoot the thing. If you must, get it here.

5. Nobby Alarm Clock

Nobby Alarm Clock

If shooting something early in the morning isn't enough, this quirky alarm clock will only turn off once you have wrung its neck. It is voice activated and will answer basic questions such as 'What is the time?' etc. Expect to swear at it as well. Get your anger out on Nobby here.

6. The Freaky Alarm for iOS

The Freaky Alarm for iOS

Want a mental workout in the mornings? This alarm clock app will only turn off after you solve a few sums and logic puzzles on your phone. Find it on the iTunes store.

7. Tech Tools Flying Alarm Clock

Tech Tools Flying Alarm Clock

This alarm forces you to get out of bed in the morning by literally flying around the room. When your alarm goes off this evil little helicopter flies around the room and will only shut up once returned to its base. Call in sleep support here.

8. Clocky

Clocky

Clocky and the various clones are already infamous. When these little alarms go off they, the large wheels on the sides allow them to race off in random directions across the floor forcing you to chase it before it shuts up. Find it here.

9. OKITE

OKITE

Think that sleeping late could ruin your life? This one could! If you press snooze too much it will post embarrassing things to your twitter account. Ruin your life by finding it in the Play Store.

10. Breville Wake Cup Hot Water Dispense

Breville Wake Cup Hot Water Dispense

If you are tired of monstrous alarm clocks, here is one that might actually make getting up easier. Not only will it wake you gently with gradually increasing sounds, but it will have a cup of coffee or tea ready for you. Sounds perfect. Get it here.


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